Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Top Google Searches for July 14 2009 1:00pm EST - Who Searches This Crap!?


After looking at the top 100 Google searches for this afternoon I have to ask WTF!? Here I will make my point:

4. dash snow
~ This is a guy who is some rich kid brat who may or may not have overdosed on Heroine last night. He is a self-proclaimed artist who's latest work includes "Fuck The Police" which is a bunch of Newspaper articles with his semen on them.

12. long john silvers
~ Its fast food fish...Blechhhh

36. karolina kurkova belly button
~ Really!? Listen belly buttons are disgusting in the first place. A 6 month pregnant woman's is even worse.

50. shake and bake meth
~ This can not be good. #1 Meth is just a bad idea. #2 Stop ruining a delicious chicken cooking method with your drugs!

52. ted danson movies
~ I am amazed that people still care! Are there that many of you that this made a top 100 search!?

72. the mighty ducks
~ The Flying V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76. july 14
~ Yes morons that is today. Guess what, tomorrow will be the 15th and yup, yesterday was the 13th. What's wrong you don't believe it unless Google says so?

Bruno on Howard Stern 7/13/09 - Howard: "You are gorgeous!"

Howard interviewed Bruno in his show yesterday. It was disturbing that Howard started it off with "You are Gorgeous!" Give it a listen for your self below!






Home Run Derby 2009 Winner - Video

if you watched the Home Run Derby last night then you know that the winner was:

Prince Fielder

I though it was a little boring compared to last year but being a Yankees fan maybe im biased.

Looking forward to the All Star Game tonight!


The Bachlorette Makes Me Uncomfortable...Yet I Sometimes Watch It

Ok, everyone has those shows out there that maybe you secretly watch because the girlfriend insists on having it on. Anyone who does not admit they get into them a little is a damn liar! The one for me is the bachlorette. I was sold last season when the bachlor was on and there were 50 girls prancing around a pool in bikinis. Understandable! So now that its a bunch of dudes my interest dimished. That is until all those awarkward situations started happening.

Really, All they do it sit around and drink and bitch about each other. There are parts where I am physically uncomfortable watching this stupid show. Have you ever watched something so awkward on tv that it makes you uncomfortable?

The Bachlorette finale spoiler:

Ok just to get back at the show i did some research and figured I would spoil the ending with the most commonly believed ending. Kipton (honestly, who named you!) will get dumped at the very end and the big goof Ed will take hom the prize.

At least jillian is pretty hot!

This was my girl though! Anyone agree?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Finally Woke Up And Dumped Jessica Simpson. Peace!

Peace is right!

I am not even a Dallas Cowboys fan but this is still a good thing. Am I alone in thinking Jessica Simpson might just be a little damn crazy? I do think it is funny that he dumped her right before her birthday, which she was planning a Barbie and Ken themed party for. That's just crazy in itself. What self respecting guy would be excited about THAT party. "Yea honey I would love to roll up in a pink effing corvette!"

I am curious how her "positive" thinking tweets are going to serve her. Also, I think its funny that members of the Cowboys were calling her Yoko Romo. Don't get me wrong she is great to look at but after that debacle of a T.V. show she had I will settle to pictures...that can't talk.

Here are some.

Jon Gosselin Got Himself A Hottie! Hailey Glassman In A Thong?

Don't get me wrong, I think Jon and Kate plus 8 is the t.v. equivalent to my flesh in a cheese grater. I did have to take notice when I saw a recent headline that touted Jon's new chick, Hailey Glassman, was in a facebook pic wearing a thong. It's kinda a bunch of crap. The pic is included here in an effort to keep everyone informed. Apparently, Hailey Glassman also has been in trouble with the law. I am liking her just a little more. The mug shot is from a charge related to possession. Check out the pics below and make up your own minds!


The Mug Shot


I'm dissapointed with this one.

David Letterman Drills Emma Watson About Underwear Showing

By now everyone has seen the pictures of Emma Watson's "wardrobe malfunction." We creepy David Letterman had to go and call her out on it. Poor Emma ( I will always side with the chick, especially one showing her underwear) looked so uncomfortable and embarrassed! Ms. Watson makes a valid point that is quite rare these days. She says "at least i was wearing underwear."

Check it out below!

President Obama Names Regina Benjamin as Surgeon General

President Obama announced today that he is going to name Regina Benjamin as the next Surgeon General. Do we think that is such a good idea to name a small town Alabama doctor as the person to solve the nations health care crisis? It seems maybe Obama is naming Regina Benjamin as someone that will follow his plan. She is bringing a lot of personal experience in the health care system to play. Who thinks this is such a hot idea?

Full article from U.S. News Below.

Several months after CNN's Sanjay Gupta withdrew his name from consideration for surgeon general, President Barack Obama has announced that Regina Benjamin, a family doctor from Alabama, will fill the country's most important public-health post.

Benjamin, the first black woman to head a state medical society, may not have Gupta's glamour. But her determination to reform and improve healthcare has earned her national accolades, including a MacArthur Foundation "genius award," the Nelson Mandela Award for health and Human Rights, and her selection as one of America's Best Leaders by U.S. News last year.

In 1990, Benjamin founded the Bayou La Batre Rural Health Clinic to serve a fishing community of 2,500. Eight years later, Hurricane Georges devastated the clinic. She rebuilt it, only to see Hurricane Katrina destroy it again in 2005. She rebuilt the clinic once more. It was destroyed by a fire. She now operates the clinic out of a rented house and, in a town where about 40 percent of residents are without health insurance, she won't turn any patient away for inability to pay. "For nearly two decades, Dr. Benjamin has seen, in a very personal way, what is broken about our healthcare system," Obama said. "Through floods and fires and severe want, Regina Benjamin has refused to give up."

Obama's choice of a doctor dedicated to changing the system is particularly timely as the debate over healthcare reform heats up. Declaring her dedication to ensuring that "no one—no one—falls through the cracks" of the healthcare system, Benjamin outlined in her speech after Obama announced her nomination how the failures of the system have affected her personally. Her father died of diabetes and hypertension, her only sibling of HIV-related complications, and her mother of lung cancer. "My family's not here with me today, at least not in person, because of preventable diseases," she said.

Obama also used his announcement to take on critics of his healthcare reform plan, saying he was addressing the "chatter" that took place inside the beltway while he was away last week. "We are going to get this done," the president said. "Inaction is not an option." In an effort to address concerns over growing government spending, underlined that the plan "will not add to our deficit over the next decade" and will bring down costs in the long term. "We don't have to deal with hurricanes. We don't have to deal with floods. And we don't have to deal with fires. All we have to do is pass a bill," he said.

Obama's pick is also timely because doctors say that the H1N1 flu virus, like other flu strains, is expected to ramp up in the fall—despite being largely off the radar in recent weeks. And any problems caused could be made smoother by having a surgeon general in place, since the most crucial aspect of the largely ceremonial position is serving as the government's main spokesperson on matters of public health.

Since the fall of 2007, the acting surgeon general has been Rear Adm. Steven Galson, a doctor who previously directed the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research at the Food and Drug Administration and was an epidemiological investigator at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Money Magazine Announces Top 100 Best Places To Live

So Money Magazine has announced its top 100 places to live for this year. This top 100 places to live always cracks me up. Do people flock to the top places because Money Magazine says they rock? Do the people who already live in these often no name towns just shake their heads and wonder why they were the unlucky chosen for the year? I will never understand it but here are the top 25.

Rank City Population
1 Louisville, CO 18,800
2 Chanhassen, MN 23,700
3 Papillion, NE 22,200
4 Middleton, WI 16,900
5 Milton, MA 25,400
6 Warren, NJ 16,100
7 Keller, TX 38,100
8 Peachtree City, GA 34,500
9 Lake St. Louis, MO 13,900
10 Mukilteo, WA 20,500
11 West Goshen, PA 8,800
12 Sammamish, WA 35,200
13 Superior, CO 10,500
14 Farmington, UT 16,500
15 Westerville, OH 35,700
16 Acton, MA 21,100
17 Newcastle, WA 9,800
18 Highland Heights, OH 8,600
19 Hopkinton, MA 14,000
20 Chaska, MN 23,900
21 Montville, NJ 22,300
22 Draper, UT 38,600
23 Solon, OH 22,000
24 Mansfield, TX 44,100
25 Ellisville, MO 9,200

Here is a photo of the beautiful #1 pick!

I remember when my hometown of Manalapan NJ made Money Magazines top hottest places to live. They erected signs on every major road and banners flew proudly. It just seems like some of these places are picked with the dart to map method!